How to herd people using a MIG
In response to the news that Zimbabwe will be helping South Africa to train pilots – a bit of Zim humour for you:
I just got access to the top-secret protocol outlines on how Zim will train the SA airforce:
Month 1:
Terrorizing flyovers of Johannesburg. Use old jets with noisier engines. Backed with before-after public opinion research on the increase in fear.Month 2:
Strafing civilians practice. Use Lindela and Hillbrow as targets so as to not injure South African citizens.Month 3:
How to herd people using a MIG like a knobkerry.Month 4:
Chimurenga Indoctrination: This is the New Liberation Movement. We will liberate you from life.Month 5:
Matriculation. Degrees in Violence will be handed out by honorary pilot, Dr. Bob Mugabe.
Oh, and one last thing for the South Africans, don’t forget to check whether those Zimbo’s have put fuel in the plane. They’ve been without fuel in their country for so long, sometimes they forget!
November 25th, 2005 18:33
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