Tendai Biti knew how to lighten the mood and break the tension in the MDC press conference this morning...
In relation to the interminable wait for results from the ZEC, Biti said he had received a text message from a friend, who said to him that since Zimbabweans were very resourceful and creative, we could make a plan, and we could get them from the 'parallel market'.
I almost fell over laughing!
For those of you who don't know what this means because you don't live in Zimbabwe, it refers to the way we have survived for years now on a black market (parallel market) economy.
So, ZEC (if you are listening) if the scarce resources called RESULTS are not available soon, we'll use our ingenuity and get them off the black market!
The press conference went on and basically confirmed the MDC's position that Morgan Tsvangirai was the new President of the country, citing the figures we provided in the PVT table in our previous post.