
This cheeky Zimbabwean touts for cash with infectious humour at South African traffic lights. How can you not smile and reach for your wallet?
Humour isn’t only happening outside our borders. Today a story a hilarious story was relayed to me by Gogo - and here it is for your enjoyment too!
Gogo was coming in from the rural areas yesterday when her sardine packed tshovva (taxi) was stopped by a group of six policemen at a road block.
As the tshovva pulled up, one of the passengers shouted out to the police that they must hurry because they were on their way to a funeral.
When the police asked whose funeral, the comedian retorted,
“Don’t you know, mugabe and gono are dead and gone. We have to bury them!”
The passengers and driver roared with laughter, and so did all of the cops - except one!
This peeved uniformed servant of the regime was unamused and warned the stand-up comic that he would be arrested.
The tension was diverted when another policeman approached the driver for the normal bribe required these days to get them through a road block.
The now emboldened gag artist couldn’t resist, so he made an appeal to the passengers:
“Come on man, let’s give these guys some more money, they need our help. Look at their shoes, they are all curling up. They can’t even walk to work any more. Winter is coming and they are going to be cold on a government salary.”
By then all of the cops were roaring loudly with laughter - only the Zanu PF servant was enraged. But he was outnumbered and they were waved through, the tshovva spinning off cheerfully on its route into town.
Fantastic!
Zimbabwean people are being beaten and intimidated daily, but it is humour like this which keeps them going. Small acts of defiance help to empower communities, building the confidence so desperately needed in our blighted nation. Zimbabweans are fed up and they know they have nothing more to lose.
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